If the mermaids did sing to me, I think that they would say:
“Your ballot … sleeps with the fishes.”
Dear God, another election tomorrow. Another opportunity for
national shame. What does it take to curb these bastards? The
Elections Department — fronted by City Administrator Bill (of the
2,000-strong Lee family club) Lee & Tammy (what did I get myself
into) Haygood — went before the Board of Supes Finance Committee on
December 5 and proposed a way out of the mess: Give us more money!!
Oh yeah, I’m not kidding. That was their answer. The same
department accused of handing out an extra million or so to
elections workers who never showed up to work (maybe they were
crewing boats full of my ballot & yours somewhere off the Golden
Gate … how far does a weather-proof ballot box cover float? … all
the way to Stinson Beach so far) wants MORE Money!
Someone told me that when Supervisor Tony Hall requested that a
vote recount in his district be done “sequentially,” the Department
of Elections refused.
Now, that’s interesting. Try and follow me on this one cause I’m
not that quick and I’m only just putting together the pieces of what
MAY have happened in the last controversial elections in San
Francisco. Put on your hip boots and give me some leeway.
I’m betting my absentee vote for Props F & I is at the bottom of
the ocean somewhere off the Golden Gate. I voted absentee at City
Hall. They gave me a little tab with the number of my ballot on the
upper left-hand side. I threw it away. I bet most of us do. The
secrecy of the ballot works against us here. I really do wish I knew
if my vote was recorded but to do that I’d have to: (1) have the
number of the ballot which I marked & (2) have a listing in the
newspaper of how that ballot was recorded as voting.
It wouldn’t be that big a deal. The Examiner used to print the
names etc. of over 100,000 people who ran in the Bay-to-Breakers. It
wouldn’t be any harder for a paper to list the absentee ballot
numbers and how they voted.
I’m betting mine wouldn’t be there. At all. No trace.
I will also bet that there would be several thousand numbers
listed that matched no names on the voter rolls that day.
You might ask how this could happen?
There was a big argument before last year’s Finance Committee as
to whether the Department of Elections would get to hire hundreds of
folks with effectively no screening to run the entire ballot entry
level/transfer/& tabulation process in elections. Basically, Finance
got tired of arguing & left the mayor’s bottom line troops in the
field. There be the problem.
Now, I’m not saying for certain that there’s cheating going on.
However, if someone wanted to cheat, it would be very easy. Like
Fill out thousands of ballots in favor of the candidates and
propositions of your choice in advance. Hold these at some remote
spot. … say, Pier 29! They’re pre-sorted & you hold em until you
find out what your side needs to win.
Here’s the tricky part. You gotta get rid of the legitimate
ballots. Soooo, you separate the absentee ballots for and against in
each precinct, then move several thousand of those against your
candidates and propositions away from the public eye under some
pretext. Say, for instance, that you’re afraid the ballots you’re
moving are contaminated with anthrax (which, ’cause they oppose your
side, is pretty much true in your view). Then, in full public view,
you move the ballots away from City Hall and to another location for
It is important when the switch takes place that there be no
guards or oversight in place. No problem. I mean, how long does it
take to switch 40 or so (that’s the number of “box lids” the
Department of Elections admits not being able to account for) … 40
or so file crates of boxes? I’m lazy & I could do the job in an
hour. There are hour gaps all over the place in the Elections
Department’s handling of the last election, the one that produced a
PG&E victory by 531 votes!
If every person who voted against PG&E in the last election took
their ballot stub down and demanded to see the hard copy of their
ballot, I bet the Department of Elections couldn’t come up with
around 5,000 of the ballots. By now, those probably “sleep with the
The real problem is cowardly politicians. Last year Aaron Peskin
swore that he’d keep the counting of the ballots in the basement of
City Hall. Peskin, Leno & Gonzalez refused to fund a Department of
Elections request to do all the counting at a distant pier.
This year Peskin “understands” that it is necessary for thousands
of ballots to go to Pier 29 as a “transfer point” before they get to
the relative security of City Hall. Gimme a break! They got their
foggy pier & Peskin backed down.
On December 5 Leno fell just short of placing an olive wreath on
Elections Director Tammy Haygood & moved along her request for more
money for a job poorly (at best!) done.
Expect more of the same, San Francisco. Save your voting stubs.
If for no other reason, in a pinch, if you can’t find a matchbook
cover, they’re great for scraping leftover pot remains out of a
kitchen drawer. On election mornings, with Willie in power, it may
be the only relief you get.
You figure it out: